I just spent a full 3 hours last week conducting phone interviews to hire customer support associates and here are some interesting responses which, I thought, are “noteworthy”.

I purposefully spoke only in English to see how the applicant will react and how well they spoke the language as I do need fluent Engish-speakers (by the way, all of them stated in their resume that they spoke Good English):

 

Q: Hi, this is Ethan calling for your phone interview (interrupted)…
A: Sorry, I’m crossing the road now. Can you call later?

 

Q: Hi, this is Ethan calling for your phone interview, is this a good time to talk?
A: Yes.
Background: “Please stand back from the door. <Doo doo doo doo doo doo>” (MTR train door closing)
Q: Ok, I’m sure you took a look at our website to understand our business. Do you have any questions from there?
Background: “Next stop, Tsim Sha Tsui…” intermixed with “Yes, I saw your website. Can you tell me more?”
A: : (

Q: I’m sure you took a look at our website to understand our business. Do you have any questions from there?

A: What website?

 

Q: I’m sure you took a look at our website to understand our business. Do you have any questions from there?

A: Can you spell your company’s name for me, please?

 

Q: Why did you apply for this job with us?

A: Haha.. I applied for many customer service jobs.

 

Q: I’m sure you took a look at our website to understand our business. Do you have any questions from there?

A: No.

 

Q: I’m sure you took a look at our website to understand our business. Do you have any questions from there?

A: I’m sorry but last night my computer was down and I couldn’t look at the website.

 

Q: You worked in your last job in a hotel for only 5 months. Why do you want to leave now?

A: * Click *

Q: Hullo? You there? Hullo??

Afternote: This candidate was not confident in speaking English from the first minute of the call and gave mostly monosyllabic answers like, “No,” and “Yes”.

 

Q: Why did you leave your last job?

A: Yes, I have been in administration for the past 3 years and have been handling the preparation of quotation, invoice printing and compilation of reports. Also, I am the receptionist of the company answering phone calls and enquiries and I deal with sending and receiving packages and letters. Yes. I am also my boss’ assistant and my job is to help him make appointments and take his phone calls. Yes. So, it is one salary 3 jobs. I am experienced and stable. Yes.

Q: I’m not too sure I understand. Can you tell me again why you left your last job?

A: Yes, I have been in administration for the past 3 years and have been handling the preparation of quotation, invoice printing and compilation of reports. Also, I am the receptionist of the company answering phone calls and enquiries and I deal with sending and receiving packages and letters. Yes. I am also my boss’ assistant and my job is to help him make appointments and take his phone calls. Yes. So, it is one salary 3 jobs. I am experienced and stable. Yes.

Q: ???!?!?!

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